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Cancel anytime. In Why We Suck , Dr. Denis Leary uses his common sense, and his biting and hilarious take on the world, to attack the politically correct, the hypocritical, the obese, the thin - basically everyone who takes themselves too seriously.

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Proudly Irish American, defiantly working class, with a reserve of compassion for the underdog and the overlooked, Leary delivers blistering diatribes that are penetrating social commentary with no holds barred. Leary's work will find wide appeal among people who want to laugh out loud or find a guide who matches their view of what's wrong in America and the world-at-large; and fans of his one-man shows, his many movies, and Rescue Me , Leary's Golden Globe and Emmy - nominated television show.

Why We Suck is the latest salvo from one of America's most original and biting comic satirists. I picked this one up despite the negative comments and boy was I glad. I've listened to this twice while at work and laughed out loud on several occasions. I recommend this to anyone with a funny bone.

I thought this was great. I could relate to the huge family moments and the generation gaps. He's very clever in his sarcasm. Any additional comments? I read this book before I happened to purchase the audio version and loved it. The voiced version didn't let me down. This might sound boring to some but trust me, it's well worth the listen. I see that some people found the book offensive - our lives are not polite, delicate, flowery or full of sun light kind of lives - life is tough and shit happens all of the time.

Denis has a unique perspective but a fairly honest one and a very funny way for expressing it. Some chapters were a little drawn out but all in all an excellent excellent read. A fun listen, i caught myself laughing out loud more than once at work and in the car.

Something to take your mind off our current times and have a laugh. If you like Denis Leary, if you've enjoyed him in any other context, you will love this book. Yes, the profanity filter is off. Yes, he is a tiny bit offensive at times if you have no sense of humor.

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